I just emailed my teacher that even though I already took the online test I still had a packet to turn in.

Then he replies: Thanks for telling me…

ARE THOSE THREE PERIODS MISTER. WHAT. DON’T YOU KNOW I AM AN IMPRESSIONABLE TEEN. STOP IT! 

wetheurban:

Oh, happy day! Some unreleased songs from Lana Del Rey (in an old hidden album of hers where she allegedly went by “May Jailer”) have appeared online, titled Paris, Puppy Love and Children of the Bad Revolution, all of which didn’t make the final cut on the album or even the deluxe reissue. Still just as amazing as her other records and demos. Check them out after the jump:

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rookiemag:

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

It’s just science.

-Anna

lol